Fenton

Fenton - Guitar

The story of this young lady's past is ironically different to that of Nikki's. It was exactly 2006 years ago to the day that Jesus was crawling around his home as a four month old baby boy, when he began trying to speak. Mary called Joseph into the room and they sat and watched as little Jesus Junior tried to say his first word. After an hour or so Jesus finally shouted the word “Fenton”!

What could this mean? The proud parents looked at each other in disbelief. People from miles around began wearing t.shirts saying “Fenton” and began saying the word in every day conversation. They searched the land for whatever this object or animal or person might be. The Fenton was never discovered, but as all teachers of the christian faith will know, it is said in the Bible that the chosen one is to be named “Fenton”, as the hebrew meaning of this word is “To be the first word of Jesus our saviour”. It wasn't until a few years ago that a young girl, baring the chosen name was discovered by a well to do priest. The priest however, ran away and never returned when he realised the young Fenton was living in an area where strange and unusual satanic happenings we're taking place. Innevitably, the young girl assumed the man was a crazy old fool. These days Fenton spends her time feeding the poor and healing the sick in the fleetwood area whilst playing heavenly music for all who care to listen. She loves donkeys and her favourite party trick is turning water into wine. She enjoys walking along the beach (and across the sea) and gets very nervous around easter time.